In a message dated 30/08/00 8:14:09 AM Central Daylight Time, fraser2@starpower.net writes: << He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn. "Your Majesty!! >> This has to be one of the oldest jokes in the world, probably started by Wallace himself, but every time I read it or hear it I can see the wee bandie legged mannie and I laugh for hours all day. Cheers Dave PS This is one of the best versions I have seen