Tales of Dunlichity - The Stories of Willie MacQueen Copyright © 1997, William MacQueen, Charles F. Larimer To see pictures of Willie MacQueen visit my web site at http://pages.prodigy.net/clarimer/ Coming! Coming! Coming! Now, there were no laws back in the old days. Anybody could sell anything, you didn't need permission to sell anything. I mean, if you're at the roadside you could sell whiskey or sell your butter yourself. But, there was a woman at one of those places where wayfarers would get ample drink - whiskey. Oh, I don't suppose it would be distilled whiskey, it would be home distilled anyway. But, she used to go to church and she invariably fell sound asleep in church. And, the minister of the parish found out something about her - when people would be in the bar calling for a drink, the woman would be shouting, "Coming! Coming!" So, that day she was sound asleep in church and the minister thought he would really rouse her. He stopped the sermon and he shouted out, "Two pints and a half gill!" And, she shouted back, "Coming! Coming! Coming!" ========= Charlie Fraser Larimer clarimer@prodigy.net