Hi All, I received this from the Wigtownshire List I have copied it in it's entirety, hope you enjoy. Sheena. I copied this from the Central Scottish Scottish Society, San Luis Obispo, California newsletter: Thought it was a bit of a day-brightener to give us a sly chuckle as we relentlessly pursue our forebears. Susie Lee fell in love, She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, She told her Pappy so Pappy told her, "Susy gal, you'll have to find another; I'd just as soon yer Maw don't know, but Joe is your half-brother." So Susy fergot about her Joe, and planned to marry Will. But after tellin' Pappy this, he said, "There's trouble still." "Ye cain't marry Will, my gal; an' please don't tell yer mother, cause Will an' Joe an' several mo' I know is yer half-brother." But Mama knew --- and said, "My chile, jis' do what makes yer happy" marry Will or mary Joe--- you ain't no kin to Pappy!" I love to pass on this humorous little ditty to my friends who are convinced that they can claim descent in a direct line from such "pedigreed luminaries" as Alfred the Great, Robert II, and even Mary, Queen of Scots. I'm just a "mutt" from people who worked the land, were shoemakers, or latterly learned to be skilled workers. Keeps me humble! Maisie (Mary Brown Clint Egger) formerly Glasgow, Scotland Paso Robles, California