> Notice from Microsoft: > > It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas > Edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped > outside of Texas. > > If you have one of the Texas Editions you may need some help > understanding the commands. > > The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening > screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the Alamo > superimposed on the Texas flag. It is shipped with a Leann > Rimes screen saver. > > Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse. > My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption. > Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys. > Control Panel is known as the Dashboard. > Hard Drive is referred to as Wheel Drive. > Floppies are Them Little Ol' Plastic Disc Thangs. > Other features: Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder > covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. > > Terminology: > OK = ats aww-right. > Cancel = hail no. > Reset = aw shoot. > Yes = shore. > No = naaaa. > Find = hunt-fer it. > Go To = over yonder. > Back = back yonder. > Help = hep me out here. > Stop = ternit off. > Start = crank it up. > Settings = sittins. > Programs = stuff that does stuff. > Documents = stuff I done done. > Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation > marks. > We regret any inconvenience it may have > caused if you received a copy of the Texas Edition. You may > return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. >