At 08:23 PM 8/4/99 -0700, you wrote: >Funny you write that because I sing Barbarshop Harmony and we have that very >song arranged in 4 part harmony. It is called "I'm mine own Grandpa" >Mike Conners >conners@jps.net Mike, Have you or anyone ever tried to chart "Own Grandpa?" Would it blow a fuse or cause a glitch or hernia on Family Tree Maker? CSR %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > >> > Here it is without scrolling down. > >> > Redneck Family Tree >> > >> > Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow > who was pretty as could be. >> > >> > This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. >> > My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. >> > >> > This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. >> > My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. >> > >> > To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, > I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. >> > >> > My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. >> > And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. >> > >> > For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's >> > grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. >> > >> > Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. >> > And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. >> > >> > My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. >> > Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother too. >> > >> > If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. >> > And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. >> > >> > For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. >> > As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!