----- Original Message ----- From: Beverly Phillips <ladyfinger1@hotmail.com> To: <ks-kin-l@raven.cc.ukans.edu> Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 1999 1:28 AM Subject: Re: [Fwd: geneologyy joke] > Here it is without scrolling down. > > > Redneck Family Tree > > Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who > was pretty as could be. > > This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. > My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. > > This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. > My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. > > To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became > the father Of a bouncing baby boy. > > My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. > And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. > > For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's > grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. > > Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. > And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. > > My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. > Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother too. > > If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. > And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. > > For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. > As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! > > > _______________________________________________________________ > Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com >