You want Ramey family humor? My father, who is a Ramey descendent,(I had to put that in for all those serious Ramey researchers out there) was asleep one night with my mother, of course. (No Starr material in our home) when two cars collided out in front of the house in the middle of the night. The crash made a terrible noise. Dad sprung out of bed yelling, "What was that!!" and promptly stubbed his big toe on the night stand, causing a terrible injury, blood and pain. He howled like a wounded animal, which is what he was. Mother laughed so hard, she couldn't get out of bed to help him. She always said that it was the night two cars crashed and Dad, who was not in either car, was the only one hurt in the accident. Hey Marsil, was your sister driving one of those cars? Lois ----------ORIGINAL MESSAGE-------- : : : Clever Lois, : Creative writing, oh yes. : Grandfather murdered by neighbor for playing pratical joke. Lets : see, how can I tidy that one up? Practical joke backfires ! (in lieu : of pratical joke fires gun). Comedian to the very end. Sense of : humor makes life worth living. Any of these do the job? : True story on my sister. She was on her way to work at the hospital : one morning when her brakes went out. She only lived a short distance : from the hospital and it was early. She made it without incident to : the parking lot. Upon arrival, she was unable to park the car. She : decided since she only had a dab of gasoline in the car, she would : just drive around and around in the parking lot until she ran out of : gasoline. Well, other employees started arriving and began to form a : crowd in the parking lot watching Linda drive around and around. She : is the friendly sort tho-she waved at them each time she passed by. : Eventually one of the doctors stepped away from the crowd and : hollered at her, "Linda, take the key out of the ignition. We need to : get back to work." Where upon, she removed the key and went inside to : work. : Not going to mention where she lives. Could cause a panic. Does : she qualify for a "trendy" sister? Or does she qualify as a "roving : hospital employee"? Or "great people go in large circles"? : : ____ : : Marsil in the Land of UFO's, Aliens, and weather balloons. : : : ==== RAMEY Mailing List ==== : ****please, if anyone is interested in becoming listowner : for the Ramey email list, please contact Mary K. : [email protected] : : I have taken on much more than I can handle, and : need some help! :