Okay Ste. Mom, You forgot that dust makes great insulation. That the green stuff growing in the frig is penicillen-saving on medical bills. That gonk in the oven makes absolutely great seasoning. To summarize-a clean house is a sign of a misspent life. Cleo ----- Original Message ----- From: Jean Dalrymple <motherd@theriver.com> To: <RAMEY-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, March 02, 2000 3:19 PM Subject: [RAMEY-L] Phunnie > 1. I'm not aging, I just need re-potting. > 2. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully. > 3. Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat. > 4. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. > 5. I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it. > 6. This isn't clutter; these are my antiques! > 7. Discover wildlife! Have kids! > 8. Our policy is to always blame the computer. > 9. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. > 10. Take my advice. I'm not using it! > 11. Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my > face with spit on a hanky. > 12. I love to give homemade gifts... umm, which one of the kids would you > like? > 13. By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence! > 14. This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. > 15. Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling > passes. > > > > > ==== RAMEY Mailing List ==== > To UNSUBSCRIBE to this list send a new e-mail to RAMEY-L-request@rootsweb.com or Ramey-D-request@rootsweb.com and in the body type UNSUBSCRIBE and nothing else. >