>Subject: HOW DO YOU KNOW >HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > >No person really decides before they grow up > who they're going to marry. > God decides it all way before, and you get to > find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 > >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > Twenty-three is the best age because you know > the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 > >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > You might have to guess, based on whether > they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 > >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 > >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? >Dates are for having fun, and people should > use them to get to know > each other. Even boys have something to say if you > listen long enough. -Lynnette, age 8 > >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I > would call all the newspapers > and make sure they wrote about me in all the > dead columns. - Craig, age 9 > >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I > wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, > then you should marry them > and have kids with them. It's the right thing > to do. - Howard, age 8 > >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > It's better for girls to be single but not > for boys. Boys need someone > to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 > >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if > she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10