Great phunnies Jean. Thanks. tom r -----Original Message----- From: Jean Dalrymple <motherd@theriver.com> To: RAMEY-L@rootsweb.com <RAMEY-L@rootsweb.com> Date: Monday, June 12, 2000 4:00 PM Subject: [RAMEY-L] weekly phunnie >>Subject: HOW DO YOU KNOW >>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? >> >>No person really decides before they grow up >> who they're going to marry. >> God decides it all way before, and you get to >> find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 >> >>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? >> Twenty-three is the best age because you know >> the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 >> >>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? >> You might have to guess, based on whether >> they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 >> >>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? >> Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 >> >>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? >>Dates are for having fun, and people should >> use them to get to know >> each other. Even boys have something to say if you >> listen long enough. -Lynnette, age 8 >> >>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? >> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I >> would call all the newspapers >> and make sure they wrote about me in all the >> dead columns. - Craig, age 9 >> >>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? >> When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 >> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I >> wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 >> >> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, >> then you should marry them >> and have kids with them. It's the right thing >> to do. - Howard, age 8 >> >>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? >> It's better for girls to be single but not >> for boys. Boys need someone >> to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 >> >>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? >> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if >> she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 > > > >==== RAMEY Mailing List ==== >To UNSUBSCRIBE to this list send a new e-mail to RAMEY-L-request@rootsweb.com or Ramey-D-request@rootsweb.com and in the body type UNSUBSCRIBE and nothing else. > >