Now Gloria, referring to the baldness as a "disease" is just playing into all the old stereotypes mostly started by men that have a growth on their head. Now just about anyone will tell you that if you have a growth on your skin, you should probably have it removed before it becomes malignant, Our early Queen progenitors understood this very well. If fact, we can thank the womenfolk for choosing bald men as husbands and perpetuating the DNA. Its just healthier in the long run. A young woman seeing a man running around with a growth on his head would know for sure that he wasn't long for this world and that he would leave her with a few ugly youngins and penniless to take care of them. A man with hair on his head is also less virile, cause they use too much testosterone to make hair, and don't have any left over for making love! Now bald men, using their baldness to advertise their health, strength and VIRILITY, cause we channel all that testosterone into love, well, all that just makes for a happier woman, and lots of Queen DNA for testing! The happiest women are the ones who married bald Queen men who have just a mess of hair on their backs. Those are the most virile of all, the he-man Queens, the human version of the gorilla's silver back male. At some point, individuals in a species have to have ways to advertise to the opposite sex that they are a prime catch. Despite all them lies they perpetuate on all them daytime soap operas, a man with a growth on his head ain't much good for nothing but bad acting, cheatin', and running off with your best friend, Bob! Now get you a man with a bald head and hair on his back and everyday will be Christmas. When it comes to Queens, one things fer sure, you get the royal treatment everyday. Now my wife comes from a blend of Welsh stock and some of them folks that came over on the Mayflower. She don't have no hair on her back, but I love her just the same! In all fairness, she is one smart cookie, can balance the checkbook, mow the lawn, and after all, she did marry well! And I got me a mess of red-headed kids to boot! here's to a wonderful Queen Christmas! I might open my present early! Rolla _____ From: gloriah4@juno.com [mailto:gloriah4@juno.com] Sent: Saturday, December 23, 2006 8:55 AM To: rolla.queen@charter.net; EQueen@lexcominc.net Cc: QUEEN-L@rootsweb.com Subject: Re: [QUEEN] Rolla's hair Rolla and Gene, A hearty "thank you" to you both for brightening my day with your hair humor. (It is humor, right? hee-hee). I dunno, maybe some folk might consider it to be "off topic" for a surname list but I think it is very appropriate for this one since the bald disease seems to run in the QUEEN genes - that is, if my branch is any example. You two keep up the good work! Looking forward to monitoring your posts in the new year. I have learned a lot from you - about DNA and lots of stuff. Season Greetings! Gloria

Got yer prescription refilled, huh? Gene Now get you a man with a bald head and hair on his back and everyday will be Christmas. When it comes to Queens, one things fer sure, you get the royal treatment everyday. I might open my present early! Rolla