It really gets me upset when people make fun of someone's name. My mother was a Queen, and my husband's mother was a King, and she married a Payne. Over the years the teasing has been tremendous. We always answer with, since my mother was a Queen, and my husband's mother was a King, we must be royalty. But when the person says, no, you are a Payne in the neck, then my feathers ruffle. Oh well. Anita Payne chcpt@mindspring.com