This may have been a song done by Spike Jones a very long time ago. Anyway, I had it in my "humor" file and found it while going through saved messages tonight. Thing y'all will enjoy it. Sara ***> >> > >> >Many many years ago when I was twenty three, >> >I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. >> >This widow had a grown-up daughter >> >Who had hair of red. >> >My father fell in love with her, >> >And soon they two were wed. >> > >> >This made my dad my son-in-law >> >And changed my very life. >> >My daughter was my mother, >> >For she was my father's wife. >> > >> >To complicate the matters worse, >> >Although it brought me joy, >> >I soon became the father >> >Of a bouncing baby boy. >> > >> >My little baby then became >> >A brother-in-law to dad. >> >And so became my uncle, >> >Though it made me very sad. >> > >> >For if he was my uncle, >> >Then that also made him brother >> >To the widow's grown-up daughter >> >Who, of course, was my step-mother. >> > >> >Father's wife then had a son, >> >Who kept them on the run. >> >And he became my grandson, >> >For he was my daughter's son. >> > >> >My wife is now my mother's mother >> >And it makes me blue. >> >Because, although she is my wife, >> >She's my grandmother too. >> > >> >If my wife is my grandmother, >> >Then I am her grandchild. >> >And every time I think of it, >> >It simply drives me wild. >> > >> >For now I have become >> >The strangest case you ever saw. >> >As the husband of my grandmother, >> >I am my own grandpa!