HUMOR =========================================== * Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples. * Can a first cousin once removed...RETURN? * Genealogists live in the past lane. * Snobs talk as if they have begotten their own ancestors! * I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. * It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or thief. * Many a family tree needs pruning. * A non-productive research trip: a "Bad Heir Day."