--WebTV-Mail-58725563-108 Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit --WebTV-Mail-58725563-108 Content-Disposition: Inline Content-Type: Message/RFC822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit Received: from mailsorter-101.iap.bryant.webtv.net (209.240.198.91) by postoffice-131.iap.bryant.webtv.net; Thu, 18 Feb 1999 16:50:15 -0800 (PST) Return-Path: <campbell-l-request@genealogy.org> Received: from genealogy.emcee.com (emcee.com [207.167.87.50]) by mailsorter-101.iap.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/ms.graham.14Aug97) with SMTP id QAA07166; Thu, 18 Feb 1999 16:50:14 -0800 (PST) Received: (qmail 30940 invoked by uid 531); 19 Feb 1999 00:48:28 -0000 Resent-Date: 19 Feb 1999 00:48:28 -0000 Resent-Cc: recipient list not shown: ; From: AKaKueker@aol.com Message-ID: <3d390d76.36ccb423@aol.com> Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 19:45:23 EST To: Campbell-L@genealogy.org Cc: CARSON-L@rootsweb.com, CoTyroneIreland-L@rootsweb.com, ILALEXAN-L@rootsweb.com, ILFRANKL-L@rootsweb.com, ILPERRY-L@rootsweb.com, ILRANDOL-L@rootsweb.com, LAFFERTY-L@rootsweb.com, OHSENECA-L@rootsweb.com, SCCHEST2-L@rootsweb.com, Scotch-Irish-L@rootsweb.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: Genealogist humor Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 226 Resent-Message-ID: <"n_HlO.0.1Z7.PJBps"@genealogy> Resent-From: campbell-l@genealogy.org X-Mailing-List: <campbell-l@genealogy.org> archive/latest/4901 X-Loop: campbell-l@genealogy.org Precedence: list Resent-Sender: campbell-l-request@genealogy.org another little something ya'all might enjoy and relate to! jean akaKUEKER@aol.com Humor only genealogists can appreciate: ******************************************************************** My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! It's 1999... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? A family reunion is an effective form of birth control A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it Genealogists are time unravelers Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people "Crazy" is a relative term in my family A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools= ! It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. Many a family tree needs pruning Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes Genealogists live in the past lane Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! Always willing to share my ignorance.... Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! --WebTV-Mail-58725563-108--