This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------343409AD4370087771B3F2EE Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --------------343409AD4370087771B3F2EE Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from chai.pobox.com ([208.210.124.35]) by mtiwgwc03.worldnet.att.net (InterMail v03.02.05 118 121 101) with ESMTP id <19990106014755.CKFO3585@chai.pobox.com> for <alpalmer@worldnet.att.net>; Wed, 6 Jan 1999 01:47:55 +0000 Received: from raven.prod.itd.earthlink.net (raven.prod.itd.earthlink.net [209.178.63.9]) by chai.pobox.com (VMailer) with ESMTP id 58E449E8; Tue, 5 Jan 1999 20:47:54 -0500 (EST) Received: from pobox.com (sdn-ar-002paphilP036.dialsprint.net [168.191.210.148]) by raven.prod.itd.earthlink.net (8.8.7/8.8.5) with ESMTP id RAA28015; Tue, 5 Jan 1999 17:47:45 -0800 (PST) Message-ID: <3692C0BF.C7E95B40@pobox.com> Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 20:47:44 -0500 From: Dave Palmer <palmer@pobox.com> Reply-To: palmer@pobox.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Barton <firebug41@yahoo.com>, Alissa Bender <alibender@aol.com>, Bob Kravitz <bobkravitz@earthlink.net>, Crispino Rich <RCrispino@aol.com>, Dad <alpalmer@pobox.com>, Drew Johnson <M1BMW@aol.com>, Emily Stoller <EGSTOLLER@aol.com>, Kris Lenart <lenartKL@umich.edu>, "Lenart, Brett" <blenart@online.emich.edu>, Val Pistilli <ValentineP@aol.com> Subject: Fwd: Sailors Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He sure is, lady... This is the Staten Island Ferry!" .__________________________. /\__/\ | | / O O\_| ---TrashLaughs--- | / \University of Hard Knocks| / \ \ dogbyte@netzone.com | / _ \ \_______________________! / |\____\ \ || / | | | |\____/ || / \| | | |/ | _|| / / \ ------- |_____| || / | | | __) | | | |_____ __) IT'S FREE!!! | |_|_|_| | \___) /\ | !! / /\ | / / / | | | To be added to the list, go to: _/ / | | | http://www.min.net/~dogbyte !_/ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c/ --------------343409AD4370087771B3F2EE--