--part1_543c1725.2506d806_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Especially for those of you who do the cemetary lookups. --part1_543c1725.2506d806_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <MAYO-L-request@rootsweb.com> Received: from rly-yc02.mx.aol.com (rly-yc02.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.34]) by air-yc05.mail.aol.com (v60.28) with ESMTP; Tue, 07 Sep 1999 16:01:59 -0400 Received: from bl-11.rootsweb.com (bl-11.rootsweb.com [204.212.38.27]) by rly-yc02.mx.aol.com (v60.28) with ESMTP; Tue, 07 Sep 1999 16:01:40 -0400 Received: (from slist@localhost) by bl-11.rootsweb.com (8.9.3/8.9.3) id MAA03948; Tue, 7 Sep 1999 12:59:58 -0700 (PDT) Resent-Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 12:59:58 -0700 (PDT) Message-Id: <3.0.1.32.19990907155952.00688ecc@mail.microserve.net> X-Sender: omalley@mail.microserve.net X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.1 (32) Date: Tue, 07 Sep 1999 15:59:52 -0400 Old-To: MAYO-L@rootsweb.com From: Lois O Malley <omalley@microserve.net> Subject: Death's funny twists.... Old-Cc: SCGREENV-L@rootsweb.com, SCROOTS-L@rootsweb.com, SCSPARTA-L@rootsweb.com, SHAMROCK-L@rootsweb.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Resent-Message-ID: <zO49rB.A.Y9.96W13@bl-11.rootsweb.com> To: MAYO-L@rootsweb.com Resent-From: MAYO-L@rootsweb.com X-Mailing-List: <MAYO-L@rootsweb.com> archive/latest/1398 X-Loop: MAYO-L@rootsweb.com Precedence: list Resent-Sender: MAYO-L-request@rootsweb.com Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit This came to me from another list, thought you'd enjoy it....perhaps someone may even recognize a name. > > > Actual epitaphs from gravestones ... > > > On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, = > > NovaScotia: > > > >> Here lies > > > >> Ezekial Aikle > > > >> Age 102 > > > >> The Good > > > >> Die Young. > > > >> > > > >> In a London, England cemetery: > > > >> Ann Mann > > > >> Here lies Ann Mann, > > > >> Who lived an old maid > > > >> But died an old Mann. > > > >> Dec. 8, 1767 > > > >> > > > >> In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: > > > >> Anna Wallace > > > >> The children of Israel wanted bread > > > >> And the Lord sent them manna, > > > >> Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, > > > >> And the Devil sent him Anna. > > > >> > > > >> Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: > > > >> Here lies > > > >> Johnny Yeast > > > >> Pardon me > > > >> For not rising. > > > >> > > > >> Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: > > > >> Here lies the body > > > >> of Jonathan Blake > > > >> Stepped on the gas > > > >> Instead of the brake. > > > >> > > > >> In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: > > > >> Here lays Butch, > > > >> We planted him raw. > > > >> He was quick on the trigger, > > > >> But slow on the draw. > > > >> > > > >> A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery: > > > >> Sacred to the memory of > > > >> my husband John Barnes > > > >> who died January 3, 1803 > > > >> His comely young widow, aged 23, has > > > >> many qualifications of a good wife, and > > > >> yearns to be comforted. > > > >> (ed: guess they did not have personal ads then) > > > >> > > > >> A lawyer's epitaph in England: > > > >> Sir John Strange > > > >> Here lies an honest lawyer, > > > >> And that is Strange. > > > >> > > > >> Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: > > > >> I was somebody. > > > >> Who, is no business > > > >> Of yours. > > > >> > > > >> Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, >Arizona = > > in > > > the > > > >> cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery = > > in > > > >> Tombstone, Arizona: > > > >> Here lies Lester Moore > > > >> Four slugs from a .44 > > > >> No Les No More. > > > >> > > > >> In a Georgia cemetery: > > > >> "I told you I was sick!" > > > >> > > > >> John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: > > > >> Reader if cash thou art > > > >> In want of any > > > >> Dig 4 feet deep > > > >> And thou wilt find a Penny. > > > >> > > > >> On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia: > > > >> She always said her feet were killing her > > > >> but nobody believed her. > > > >> > > > >> In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: > > > >> On the 22nd of June > > > >> - Jonathan Fiddle - > > > >> Went out of tune. > > > >> > > > >> Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph = > > that > > > >> sounds > > > >> like something from a Three Stooges movie: > > > >> Here lies the body of our Anna > > > >> Done to death by a banana > > > >> It wasn't the fruit that laid her low > > > >> But the skin of the thing that made her go. > > > >> > > > >> More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: > > > >> Gone away > > > >> Owin' more > > > >> Than he could pay. > > > >> > > > >> Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: > > > >> In Memory of Beza Wood > > > >> Departed this life > > > >> Nov. 2, 1837 > > > >> Aged 45 yrs. > > > >> Here lies one Wood > > > >> Enclosed in wood > > > >> One Wood > > > >> Within another. > > > >> The outer wood > > > >> Is very good: > > > >> We cannot praise > > > >> The other. > > > >> > > > >> On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: > > > >> Under the sod and under the trees > > > >> Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. > > > >> He is not here, there's only the pod: > > > >> Pease shelled out and went to God. > > > >> > > > >> The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a = > > consumer > > > >> tip: > > > >> Who was fatally burned > > > >> March 21, 1870 > > > >> by the explosion of a lamp > > > >> filled with "R.E. Danforth's > > > >> Non-Explosive Burning Fluid" > > > >> > > > >> Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: > > > >> Born 1903--Died 1942 > > > >> Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way >down. = > > It > > > >> was. > > > >> > > > >> In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: > > > >> Here lies an Atheist > > > >> All dressed up > > > >> And no place to go. > > > >> > > > >> In a cemetery in England: > > > >> Remember man, as you walk by, > > > >> As you are now, so once was I, > > > >> As I am now, so shall you be, > > > >> Remember this and follow me. > > > >> > > > >> To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: > > > >> To follow you I'll not consent, > > > >> Until I know which way you went. > > >==== NYBROOKLYN Mailing List ==== > Your Listowner:Nancy E Lutz >NancyL916@aol.com >POST TO: NYBROOKLYN-L@rootsweb.com >The Brooklyn Web Page:http://members.tripod.com/Searchinblind/Surnames.html > > > ==== MAYO Mailing List ==== County Mayo, Ireland - http://www.teesee.com/CoMayo/mayo.htm --part1_543c1725.2506d806_boundary--