See that Nova read this, so when we know she is coming too Mississippi we need to find some "road kill" for her.   ________________________________ From: "Srod46@aol.com" <Srod46@aol.com> To: palmertree@rootsweb.com Sent: Sunday, April 7, 2013 12:34 AM Subject: Re: [PTREE] Things one learns from living in Mississippi All I want to know is what was #7. ha ha    Just kidding,  those are funny!!! In a message dated 4/6/2013 4:35:41 A.M. Central Daylight Time,  palmertree.listowner@gmail.com writes: Gang, Found this on my great-nephew's FaceBook page. It was  hilarious to me, and I just had to share it with all of you  ;-) Ken ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- THINGS  ONE LEARNS FROM LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI: 1) A possum is a flat animal  that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2) There are 5,000 types of  snakes and 4,998 of them live in Mississippi. 3) There are 10,000  types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Mississippi. 4) If  it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5) Onced" and  "Twiced" are words. 6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.  7) A nit naughty so I edited. 8) People actually grow and eat  okra. 9) "Fixinto" is one word. 10) There is no such thing as  lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper... 11) Iced  tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're  two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 12) Backwards and  forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you. 13) The word "jeet" is  actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" 14) You don't have to wear a  watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're  done or it's too dark to see... 15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH  'em. 16) You measure distance in minutes. 17) You switch from  heat to A/C in the same day. 18) All the festivals across the state  are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. 19)  You know what a "Dawg" is. 20) You carry jumper cables in your car -  for your own car. 21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony  Chachere's, Tabasco , and ketchup. 22) The local papers cover  national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local  gossip and Mississippi football... 23) You think that the first day of  deer season is a national holiday. 24) You find 100 degrees "a bit  warm." 25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still  summer, and Christmas. 26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time  known as "Goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World." 27) You  describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.  28) Fried catfish is the other white meat. 29) We don't need  no dang Driver's Ed. . . if our mama says we can drive, we can  drive. 30) You understand these jokes and forward them to your  Mississippi friends and those who just wish they were from Mississippi  !!!!! ------------------------------- To unsubscribe  from the list, please send an email to PALMERTREE-request@rootsweb.com with  the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the  message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to PALMERTREE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Peggy, do you know that a couple of states have made it legal to eat road kill? Seriously, it is legal to pick up road kill for food. Donna K On Sun, Apr 7, 2013 at 6:38 AM, Peggy Palmertree <psmpalmertree@yahoo.com>wrote: > See that Nova read this, so when we know she is coming too > Mississippi we need to find some "road kill" for her. > > > ________________________________ > From: "Srod46@aol.com" <Srod46@aol.com> > To: palmertree@rootsweb.com > Sent: Sunday, April 7, 2013 12:34 AM > Subject: Re: [PTREE] Things one learns from living in Mississippi > > All I want to know is what was #7. ha ha Just kidding, those are > funny!!! > > > In a message dated 4/6/2013 4:35:41 A.M. Central Daylight Time, > palmertree.listowner@gmail.com writes: > > Gang, > > Found this on my great-nephew's FaceBook page. It was hilarious to me, and > I > just had to share it with all of you ;-) > > Ken > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > -------- > THINGS ONE LEARNS FROM LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI: > > 1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. > > 2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Mississippi. > > 3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in > Mississippi. > > 4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. > > 5) Onced" and "Twiced" are words. > > 6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. > > 7) A nit naughty so I edited. > > 8) People actually grow and eat okra. > > 9) "Fixinto" is one word. > > 10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there > is > supper... > > 11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when > you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. > > 12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you. > > 13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" > > 14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it > is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see... > > 15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em. > > 16) You measure distance in minutes. > > 17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day. > > 18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, > grain, insect, or animal. > > 19) You know what a "Dawg" is. > > 20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car. > > 21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony Chachere's, Tabasco , and > ketchup. > > 22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, > but > require 6 pages for local gossip and Mississippi football... > > 23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. > > 24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm." > > 25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and > Christmas. > > 26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Walmartin" or > "off to Wally World." > > 27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo > weather. > > 28) Fried catfish is the other white meat. > > 29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. . . if our mama says we can drive, > we > can drive. > > 30) You understand these jokes and forward them to your Mississippi > friends > and those who just wish they were from Mississippi !!!!! > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > PALMERTREE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject > and the body of the message > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > PALMERTREE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > PALMERTREE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > -- Donna Kay Cross Griffin