Hi, I've generally enjoyed and appreciated this list for its usefulness in genealogy research, but if it's unmoderated and(or) if inappropriate material is going to be distributed, I would like to be unsubscribed. Sorry for the brevity, but time is short, and I also don't want kids reading this kind of stuff on my computer. Thanks! JM in Seattle >From: Reneelwaring@aol.com >To: PAGENWEB-L@rootsweb.com >Subject: I thought that you could use a joke. This is really funny.-Renee >Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 10:19:28 EST > >A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious >health >risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an >ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. >Yeah >right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and >subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. > >The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands >before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but >a >pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces >herself >as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can >catch me, you can have me." > >Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing >and puffing, he finally catches her and has his >way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, >"I like the way this company does business!" > >The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. >On >the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 >lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound >program. > >The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most >stunning, >beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but >Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch >me, >you can have me." > >He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape >and >it takes him a while to catch her, but when he >does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.  For the next four days, the same >routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself >and found he has lost another 20lbs. as promised. He decides to go for >broke >and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. > >"Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most >rigorous program." > >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." > >The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds >Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a >sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you." > > _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com