Richard. You never cease to amaze me. That was definitely a clever one. Thanks! Rick B ----- Original Message ----- From: Richard Emlin Reed To: padutch-life@rootsweb.com Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2007 9:01 PM Subject: Re: [PD-LIFE] repeat messages? Now see what you did! You remind me of the man. What man? The man with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Voodoo? You do. Do What? Remind me of the man. Richard Emlin Reed

Rick, I can't claim authorship. That one has been around so long, most people who ever heard it are dead. Here's another, even older. That's tough. What's tough? Life. What's life? A magazine. Where can I get it? Down at the drug store. How much does it cost? A dime. I only have a nickel. That's tough............ Richard Emlin Reed Wesley Chapel, FL ps You know this is an old one. Where can you buy a magazine for a dime these days? Besides isn't Life Magazine defunct? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Richard Berkheiser" <reberkheiser@earthlink.net> To: <padutch-life@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2007 10:50 PM Subject: Re: [PD-LIFE] repeat messages? > Richard. You never cease to amaze me. That was definitely a clever one. > Thanks! > > Rick B

Another good one Richard Emlin Reed!!! Yes, I've heard these before, but have forgotten them over the years!!!! Keep them coming!!! They sound like the Abbott and Costello routines :o)! Thanks! Lynn PS They are doing our front porch!!!!!! BUT!!!!!!!!!! You can tell the Historic District had their hand in what goes up as far as pillars, because our unique porch is no longer unique anymore :o( :o( :o( It's plastic, Historic :o( Blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! I didn't know they were coming!!! The guy said he told the contractor to call us the day before. These guys had to empty our porch off of all plants and porch furniture, before they could even start working. And, I'll tell you what!!! That was the fastest shower I ever took!!!!! I was not prepared for someone being on our porch roof, but I got out before that happened, thank God!!! I wanted to have all the new spiderwebs wiped off, so they didn't have to work around them, or do that themselves; but since the contractor left a message on someELSE'S answering machine LOL!!!, I didn't get to prepare the area at all. I wonder if those people, who did get our message, are waiting for the guys to show up to make sure they don't tear their porch apart :o) Richard Emlin Reed submitted: Rick, I can't claim authorship. That one has been around so long, most people who ever heard it are dead. Here's another, even older. That's tough. What's tough? Life. What's life? A magazine. Where can I get it? Down at the drug store. How much does it cost? A dime. I only have a nickel. That's tough............ Richard Emlin Reed Wesley Chapel, FL ps You know this is an old one. Where can you buy a magazine for a dime these days? Besides isn't Life Magazine defunct? Rick wrote: > Richard. You never cease to amaze me. That was definitely a clever one. > Thanks!