and don't forget that gators are not in the least bit slow! gators do roar and bark.....they also hiss....and are EXTREMELY aggressive during mating season.... Sue -- IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM... -------------- Original message ---------------------- From: Tracy <better_than_good@yahoo.com> > > --- Richard Emlin wrote: > > > I hadn't thought about my reaction to an assault by the alligator > > upon my patio. Usually I sit there, reading, secure in the knowledge > that alligators are afraid of humans. I don't know whether the > alligator's hunger for my cat would exceed his fear of me. My wife > appears to think that my presence would dissuade the 'gator from > attacking the cat. Does a charging alligator roar? > > If he does, I suppose, upon hearing his approach, I would grab the > > cat, who is old and fat and, therefore, not too agile, and head for > the door. > > I assure you that I would break the ten-foot speed record for > > nonagenarians. > > My wife wouldn't have time to activate the video recorder. Anyway, we > > don't have one. }:-) > ********************** > > LOL! Oh my goodness, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. > Yes, 'gators roar. Not sure when exactly, but they do. I believe they > also "bark". > Poor fat and non-agile, old cat. I'm afraid if it was mine it would be > the appetizer! I'm old, fat and not too agile myself! lol > > tracy > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________ > ____ > Take the Internet to Go: Yahoo!Go puts the Internet in your pocket: mail, news, > photos & more. > http://mobile.yahoo.com/go?refer=1GNXIC > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > PADUTCH-LIFE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message