Sheila, Oh man I LOVED THAT ONE! grinnng, Cathy > [Original Message] > From: Sheila Kline <sheilakline47@yahoo.com> > To: <PaDutch-life@rootsweb.com> > Date: 8/18/2007 1:43:04 PM > Subject: [PD-LIFE] LITTLE OLD LADY AND HER DRIVING STYLE > > Hello All! > > I have a funny joke that my sister shared with me last night, and after reading the messages about the people who drive so slowly and then speed up, I would like to share it with you. > > It goes like this - > > The car was going along very slowly, and a cop happened to come along and pulled it over. He approached the car, and said to the driver - a demure, elderly lady who was very startled that she had been stopped by a policeman. > > She said to him, "What I have done that would cause you to stop me?" He replied to her that he had pulled her over to tell her that was driving only 20 mph and that it was tying up traffic, so she should try to drive a little faster. She replied to the policeman's comment, "But officer I have been going 20 mhp just like the sign said I should do." The officer said to her that there were not any signs in that part that had a 20 mph speed set., and that she had probably seen the Route 20 sign, and taken it as a speed sign. > > The officer then looked in the back seat, where there were two, frail, very pale faced little old ladies, quite disheveled and with a look of fear on their faces. He asked them, "What is wrong ladies?" to which they replied, > > "Well, we just gof off 105!" > > Enjoy! > > Sheila in WV...where we measure miles in "as the crow flies". > > > --------------------------------- > Luggage? GPS? Comic books? > Check out fitting gifts for grads at Yahoo! Search. > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to PADUTCH-LIFE-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message