--part1_1aa.d52c1a4.2b2636e7_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part1_1aa.d52c1a4.2b2636e7_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <dfaudskar@msn.com> Received: from rly-xc04.mx.aol.com (rly-xc04.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.137]) by air-xc05.mail.aol.com (v89.21) with ESMTP id MAILINXC54-1209123336; Mon, 09 Dec 2002 12:33:36 -0500 Received: from hotmail.com (oe99.pav0.hotmail.com [64.4.33.241]) by rly-xc04.mx.aol.com (v89.21) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINXC45-1209123327; Mon, 09 Dec 2002 12:33:27 -0500 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Mon, 9 Dec 2002 09:33:26 -0800 X-Originating-IP: [65.239.4.144] From: "donald faudskar" <dfaudskar@msn.com> To: "Angie Gangelhoff" <agangelhoff@pinenet.com>, "Arvid@Barbara Faudskar" <Arvidf@gj.net>, "Barbara McKinney" <bmckinne@ivy.tec.in.us>, "Berneice" <bbergseth@yahoo.com>, "Bob & Gale Johnson" <5010.6394@tcon.net>, "Diane Robbins" <PROGNE@webtv.net>, "Dick-Bobbi Johnson" <rjrjj@netusa1.net>, "Flossie Emmons" <flogeo@locallink.net>, "Jim-Carolyn Ransier" <ransier@bellsouth.net>, "Judy-Les austin" <judyannie@netdirect.net>, "Julia Welling" <JBWell81@AOL.COM>, "Linda-Keith Hoover" <milette46988@hotmail.com>, "LuAnn McCoy" <LMccoy9188@aol.com>, "Marie robbins" <lwschmit@isd.net>, "Maryanna Walton" <mwalton12@juno.com>, "Peggy & Bill Rockey" <rocky@cqc.com>, "Phyllis Johnson" <pjohnson0091@juno.com>, "Renee seaton" <Renyszoo@AOL.COM>, "RICK SPEARS" <ricksuej@msn.com>, "Russell Brown" <RussellRbrwn83@aol.com> Subject: Fw: Three Texans (sigh) Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 09:33:24 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: MSN Mail 8.00.0022.3100 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V8.00.0022.3100 Message-ID: <OE99vblaLJPv00J6gX200008ddd@hotmail.com> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 09 Dec 2002 17:33:26.0651 (UTC) FILETIME=[14C48CB0:01C29FA9] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Lynda" <lucylulu49@webtv.net> To: <barbspad@webtv.net>; <bbwoman@webtv.net>; <bhall@techline.com>; <EIM2749@webtv.net>; <dmurray@olynet.com>; <buzzedlyteyear@webtv.net>; <mt_cowgirl@hotmail.com>; <CashMama@webtv.net>; <freewill19@hotmail.com>; <flea.wa@verizon.net>; <fhl@olynet.com>; <gdtudor@earthlink.net>; <raven126@webtv.net>; <sparkysp@peoplepc.com>; <dkmiller@techline.com>; <rkmorrow@techline.com>; <angyl46@hotmail.com>; <darlinglily@hotmail.com>; <hummrfly@techline.com>; <fatass593@cs.com>; <tideh20@pacifier.com>; <shelynn5@yahoo.com>; <Pammykins917@msn.com>; <misspam@techline.com>; <kney@olynet.com>; <Krikevtay@zzzip.net>; <dfaudskar@msn.com>; <sharkfest20@webtv.net>; <arligrah@msn.com>; <stinclan@webtv.net>; <Toni3ann@msn.com>; <trayc67@msn.com>; <golson@san.rr.com>; <wic9000@webtv.net> Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 5:36 AM Subject: Three Texans (sigh) > These three Texans go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up > in > jail only to find out that they are to be executed in the morning, > though > none of them can remember what they did the night before. > > The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has > any > last words. He says, "I am from the Baylor school of divinity and I > believe > in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." > > They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not > want this > guy to die and they let him go. > > The second one is strapped in and gives his last words, "I am from the > University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the power of justice > to > intervene on the part of the innocent." > > They throw the switch and again > nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side, so they > let him go too. > > The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie > Electrical > Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you ain't gonna electrocute nobody > if > you don't connect them two wires." > --part1_1aa.d52c1a4.2b2636e7_boundary--