> > > > > > > > THE 2000 FEDERAL CENSUS FOR THE SOUTH > > > > > > > > Last name: ____elliott____________ > > > > > > > > First name: (Check appropriate box) > > > > (x_) Billy-Bob > > > > (_) Billy-Joe > > > > (_) Billy-Ray > > > > (_) Billy-Sue > > > > (_) Billy-Mae > > > > (_) Billy-Jack > > > > > > > > What does everyone call you? > > > > (_) Booger > > > > (_) Bubba > > > > (_) Junior > > > > (_) Sissy > > > > (x_) Other___@#$%^&*________________ > > > > > > > > Age: _67___ (if unsure, guess) > > > > > > > > Sex: __no__ M _____ F _____ Not sure > > > > > > > > Shoe Size: __11__ Left _11___ Right > > > > > > > > Occupation: (Check appropriate box) > > > > (_) Farmer > > > > (_) Mechanic > > > > (x_) Hair Dresser > > > > (_) Unemployed > > > > (_) Dirty Politician > > > > (_) Preacher > > > > > > > > Spouse's Name:__dale__________________ > > > > > > > > 2nd Spouse'sName:_________________ > > > > > > > > 3rd Spouse's Name:_________________ > > > > > > > > Lover's Name:_____________________ > > > > > > > > Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box) > > > > (_) Sister > > > > (_) Brother > > > > (_) Aunt > > > > (_) Uncle > > > > (_) Cousin > > > > (_) Mother > > > > (_) Father > > > > (_) Son > > > > (_) Daughter > > > > (x_) Pet > > > > > > > > Number of children living in household: _0__ > > > > > > > > Number of children living in shed: __0____ > > > > > > > > Number that are yours: __?____ > > > > > > > > Mother's Name:______________(If not sure, leave blank) > > > > > > > > Father's Name:______________ (If not sure, leave blank) > > > > > > > > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) > > > > > > > > Do you (_) own or (x_) rent your mobile home(Check appropriate > > box) > > > > > > > > Total number of vehicles you own: _3__Number of vehicles that > > still > > > > crank: _2__Number of vehicles in front yard: _1__Number of > > vehicles in > > > > back yard: __1_Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___ > > > > > > > > Firearms you own and where you keep them: > > > > _x___ truck > > > > __x__ bedroom > > > > ___x_ bathroom > > > > _x___ kitchen > > > > x____ shed > > > > > > > > Model and year of your pickup: 1968_ > > > > > > > > Do you have a gun rack? > > > > (x_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain: > > > > > > > > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: > > > > (_) The National Enquirer > > > > (_) The Globe > > > > (_) TV Guide > > > > (_) Soap Opera Digest > > > > (_x) Rifle and Shotgun > > > > > > > > Number of times you've seen a UFO:__6___ > > > > > > > > Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen > > Elvis:__7___Number of > > > > times you've seen Elvis in a UFO > > > > > > > > How often do you bathe: > > > > (_) Weekly > > > > (_) Monthly > > > > (x_) Not Applicable > > > > > > > > Color of eyes: Left__hzl____ Right__hzl___ > > > > > > > > Color of hair: > > > > (_) Blond > > > > (_) Black > > > > (_) Red > > > > (_) Brown > > > > (_) White > > > > (x_) Clairol > > > > > > > > Color of teeth: > > > > (_) Yellow > > > > (_) Brownish-Yellow > > > > (_) Brown > > > > (_) Black > > > > (x_) N/A > > > > > > > > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: > > > > (x)Red-Man > > > > > > > > How far is your home from a paved road? > > > > (_) 1 mile > > > > (_) 2 miles > > > > (_) just a whoop-and-a-holler > > > > (_x) road? > > > > > > > > >