Thanks, Sue, For one of those who, as my son so aptly put it, came kicking and screaming into the 21st century, I can definitely relate! Also, just curious, but I have AT&T Broadband, and am still humming along. What are all of you using from AT&T that's different? Sharon in CA -----Original Message----- From: Starshine616@cs.com <Starshine616@cs.com> To: PA-PITTSBURGH-L@rootsweb.com <PA-PITTSBURGH-L@rootsweb.com> Date: Sunday, December 02, 2001 8:13 PM Subject: [PITTSBURGH] A Conversation >> A CONVERSATION >> ``````````` >> Moses -- "Excuse me, sir." >> >> God -- "Is that you again, Moses?" >> >> Moses -- "I'm afraid it is, sir." >> >> God --"What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?" >> >> Moses -- "How did you guess?" >> >> God -- "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?" >> >> Moses -- "Oh, yeah. I forgot." >> >> God -- "Tell me what you want, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "But you already know. Remember?" >> >> God -- "Moses!" >> >> Moses -- "Sorry, sir." >> >> God -- "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!" >> >> Moses -- question, sir. You know those ten things you sent me." >> >> God -- "You mean the commandments, Moses?" >> >> Moses -- "That's it. I was wondering if they were important." >> >> God -- "What do you mean 'were important,' Moses? Of course, >> they are important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you." >> >> Moses -- "Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate >> them, but of course you would see right through that." >> >> God -- "What do you mean 'you lost them'! Are you trying to tell >> me you didn't save them, Moses?" >> >> Moses -- "No, sir. I forgot." >> >> God -- "Well, my son always saves, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but >> I forgot. I did send them to some people before I lost them though." >> >> God -- "And did you hear back from any of them?" >> >> Moses -- "You already know I did. >> >> God --"What about the one guy who said he never uses 'shalt not?' >> >> Moses -- "Can he change the words a little bit?" >> >> God -- "Yes, Moses. As long as he doesn't change the meaning." >> >> Moses -- "And what about the guy who thought your stance was a >> little harsh and recommended calling them the Ten Suggestions or >> letting people pick one or two to try for a while?" >> >> God -- "Moses, I'll act like I didn't hear that." >> >> Moses -- "I think that means,'no' Well, what about the guy who >> said said I was scamming him?" >> >> God -- "I think that is spamming, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "Oh, yeah. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even >> eat that stuff and I have no idea how you can send it to someone >> through a computer." >> >> God -- "And what he did say?" >> >> Moses -- "You know what he said. He used your name in vain. You >> don't think he might have sent me one of those plagues and that's >> the reason I lost those ten things, do you?" >> >> God -- "They're called viruses, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. >> Can we just go back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back >> taking them out and reading them each day, but I never lost them." >> >> God -- "We'll do it the new way, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "I was afraid you would say that, sir." >> >> God -- "Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?" >> >> Moses -- "You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out >> toward the computer." >> >> God -- "It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?" >> >> Moses -- "No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all >> all, who knows more about this stuff than you and I really like your >> hours. By the way, sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?" >> >> God -- "No, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "One other thing. Why didn't you name them frogs instead >> of mice, because didn't you tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?" >> >> God --"I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a >> beatnik if you want to." >> >> Moses -- "Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, sir? I bet >> some woman told him to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman >> who named one of the computers Apple?" >> >> God -- "Say goodnight, Moses." >> >> Moses -- "Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse and it >> seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten things have come back." >> >> God -- "Which ones are they, Moses?" >> >> Moses -- "Let's see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image' >> and 'Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbor's wife.'" >> >> God -- "Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set >> of stone tablets. How does 'Same Day Air' sound?" > > >==== PA-PITTSBURGH Mailing List ==== >SUE* MCALISTER-Pittsburgh List Mom > >============================== >Visit Ancestry.com for a FREE 14-Day Trial and enjoy access to the #1 >Source for Family History Online. Go to: >http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=702&sourceid=1237 >

Sharon, AT&T in the Northwest switched subscribers to its own system almost immediately, and said it was working on putting others back online, between 2 and 10 days. AT&T's other areas, such as Pittsburgh, where many of the members are connected, weren't as fortunate. I'm on Cox in Southern Calif., and we've heard nothing since Friday, but we're still connected. So I just keep my fingers crossed and have a dial-up provider ready (advice from Cox), just in case! Marilyn G. ----- Original Message ----- From: sharon coryell To: PA-PITTSBURGH-L@rootsweb.com Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 8:30 PM Subject: Re: [PITTSBURGH] A Conversation Thanks, Sue, For one of those who, as my son so aptly put it, came kicking and screaming into the 21st century, I can definitely relate! Also, just curious, but I have AT&T Broadband, and am still humming along. What are all of you using from AT&T that's different? Sharon in CA --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.303 / Virus Database: 164 - Release Date: 11/24/01