Published by The Dalles High School Students, June edition, pages 56-57 (Knock is heard. Studious gentleman enters.) - Madam, I represent the Curtiss Publishing Company, for the American Magazine. We are getting a special record of all the people who graduated from high school in 1919. I represent the Oregon division and have a record of all the graduates of The Dalles. High school with exception of a young lady by the name of Bessie Potts. Can you, by means of your magic globe, give me her past in regard to her educational career? (Madam reading globe.) - Well, she started in school at the East Hill school, in The Dalles, and from there attended several other schools in that city. She reached High school in the spring of 1916. Her work was pretty good, when she studied, which was seldom. Was that all you wanted to know? (Gentleman) - Yes, I think that will be all. I've already some knowledge of the class as a whole. (Gentleman thanks Madam and exits.) (Madam consults watch and sighs, as if tired.) - This certainly has been a busy day. It seems almost a reunion for me as I have heard from all of my old classmates. Strange that they should all come at once. Well, it is closing time. I must don civilized clothes, slip out the back way and appear like any real American citizen should in public. (Unsigned) Submitted by Earline Wasser