Published by The Dalles High School Students, June edition, pages 61-63 SENIOR DEPARTMENT SALUTATORY CLASS WILL Unlucky Friday, June 13, 1919. We, the members of the Senior Class of '19 being of a sound mind and body, but fast declining, do ordain and establish this to be our last will and testament. The class, as one, leaves to the High school, the following: All the weeds that we pass on the way to school, in order to replace those killed by us when cutting corners on the lawn. To the Seniors of '20, we leave the privilege of raising a "rough house" at all future "Mixers", the privilege of the "Senior Flunk Day" we didn't have, and all unfinished work in U.S. History and Civics. To the Sophomores, who some day hope to be Seniors, we will all our class quarrels over pins and wrongly engraved invitations, so that one class may have a more peaceable Senior year than all preceding classes. We leave to the Freshmen, our bluffing ability, our good looks for the boys and our beauty for the girls, our dignity, and lastly, our speed and accuracy, so that Mr. Gonewald will not have to grow old and die in D.H.S. because of being swamped with undecipherable geometry papers. Individually, the members of the class bequeath as follows: Alice Skelly wills her ability to become engaged and all her former engagement rings to Goldie Thompson. Exier Morgan bequeaths to Lottie Phillips, his Pig Raising Ability and his pet pig. Marion Boettcher wills her curly hair to any member of the Student Body who thinks he or she can take proper care of it, and manage it better than she has. Frank Becker leaves his Ford to the best driver in the present Junior Class, provided that member helps the Seniors of '20 escape on the Flunk Day. Bertha Forrest leaves her glasses to Norman Rossell so that he may be saved a "head on collision" with Miss Kirkpatrick, that might result all to seriously for both. Ernest Kohler leaves to the next Senior Treasurer, his ability, his honesty, and his empty money bag. Helen Jane Flinn wills to the next Senior secretary, her ability as secretary, all her minutes, and also her distinctive middle name. Thoman Smith leaves to Clarence Ellis, his Cupid's ability, so that Clarence will some day succeed in wounding permanently Margaret Bonney's heart. Helen Cooper leaves to Alice Carroll, her rouge, so that Alice may always have rosy cheeks and red lips. Ivan Roberts leaves his heart to Eugene Wright with the provisal that he immediately turn his over to Elizabeth Burgett. Charlotte Thrall leaves to any one who will keep up the correspondence, all her letters from France. Urban Pashek wills to Kneut Wernmark, all his silk sox, provided that Kneut always wears his trousers short enought to show them. Florence Howell leaves her Salutatory to the unlucky Salutatorian of next year. Pearl Baker wills her twin to any one who will take proper care of her, and relieve her of the nuisance. Ruth McCorkle wills her clear way of speaking to George Oatts, hoping to relieve George of his lisp. Wilford Saunders leaves to Loyal Kirk his stobborn disposition. Beatrice Powell leaves her "rod of iron" for securing order in the class room, to Miss Crosby, hoping that this will prove more effectual in frightening Kneut Wernmark than her many glances to his corner of the room. Dorothea Wolfken leaves her stately heighth to Spud Watson. To the historian of next year, Bessie Potts leaves our class history, as a perfect model. Fay Hill leaves his credit card to any member of the next Senior Class, who needs tow extra credits, so that member will be saved the bother of hunting them next June. Martha Grizzell leaves to Irene Prentiss, her eyebrow pencil, simply because she could find no one who needed it worse. To the next Business Manager of the Steelhead, Donald Wilkinson leaves his ability of getting advertisers, and also his largest and best paying ad. Myrle Baker wills all her teaching experiences and all Pedagogy Reports to Kenneth Cooper provided that Kenneth take up the study of controlling unruly youngsters. Helen May wills to Benjamin Hallyburton her largest hat, so that by this means Ben will succeed in avoiding more freckles. Alex Shipe wills to any one will will take it, his interest in Odessa Malloy. Lela Pashek leaves Kenneth Thompson to any one with whom he thinks he can be as happy as he was with her. Hazel Eslinger wills her delicate beauty and expressive eyes to Margaret Gates, with the one condition that Margaret relieve of Cary Coryea. Eva Fosnot wills her picture to the Pedagogy Class of next year, as a constant reminder of what others have done before them. To this, our last will and testament, we, the members of the Senior Class of '19 do affix our names and seal, This Thirteenth day of June, 1919. Dorothea Wolfken, '19. Submitted by Earline Wasser