Published by The Dalles High School, June edition, page 20 WHO'S WHO AND WHY I seem to be considered no more or less than a phonograph for answering questions. The other day some one came up and hurled the following questions at me, one after another in rapid succession: "Say, there's some boy in the Senior class that spends most of his time and money travelling for the Pig Club. Who's that boy?" "Why, that boy," I said, "is Exie Morgan. He's some kid, too. Plays the mandolin and violin and jiggs." Then there's another boy," he said, "that I've heard called Shorty. What's his name?" "Well," I answered, "there are several in the Senior class that might well answer to that name, but the particular person who owns that name is Thorman Smith. A very popular boy with the fairer sex, is this Thoman, and he might be dangerously handsome were it not for his shortness." Then last night I was standing on the street corner when one of the Freshman stepped up to me and said, "Say, Mr. Senior, who's that nifty lookin' girl that just went by?" I'll have to admit, I hadn't seen her, but when I turned around I just saw her back, but I could tell her a mile away. "To tell the truth, sonny," I answered, "I don't care to talk about that girl for various reasons. I guess mainly because she's a Junior. That's Helen Jane Flinn." "Good little kid. He never guessed I was lying when I said she was a Junior, and less why I didn't care to talk about her," I mused to myself, after the Freshie had gone on. While walking up the street a little later I was stopped by a breathless Sophomore, who wanted to know what that little short curly wigged fellow was. "Why he," I answered, is Toke Koehler. He's the little fellow that always goes to the parties and picnics just long enough to see who's there and then beats it." - Righto, '19 Submitted by Earline Wasser