----- Original Message ----- From: Russ Hague <RussHague@Freightliner.com> To: <Judyhague@home.com> Sent: Monday, July 17, 2000 2:55 PM Subject: FW: Letter to Clinton - think about it... > Here's one > -----Original Message----- > From: Gary Bartlett > Sent: Monday, July 17, 2000 2:14 PM > Subject: FW: Letter to Clinton - think about it... > > > > > > Dear Mr. President: > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for > "Clinton-Gore." > So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" > for what you have done, specifically: > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick. > Are there any others that we should know about? > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really > planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to discuss it with them, > but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college. > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know > is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that certain > sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other one > involved does NOT have sex. > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag > The Dog" could be plausible after all. > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look > graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and > John Kennedy look moral. > > 6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying > about Democrat campaign fund raising. > > 7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from > the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals. > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully > disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if > you see her. > Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter for her, too. > from anywhere! > > >