PART TWO OF THE DALLES CHRONICLE'S TEN-PART SERIES. March 30, 2007 page 4 WIT AND HUMOR "I WONDER what makes my eyes so weak," said a fop to a gentleman. "They are in a weak place," responded the latter. AN OLD lady hearing some one say that the mails were irregular, remarked "It was just so in my young days - no trusting any of 'em." "OH" said a poor sufferer to a dentist, "that's the second wrong tooth you've pulled out!" "Very sorry, sir," said the blundering operator; "but there were only three when I began; I am sure to be right the next time." May 29, 1875 Incoming and Outgoing messages protected by Trend Micro PC-cillin program