Shared with pleasure~ and smiles ~ Thanks to ALL~ : : The Turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, : It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. : : It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, : then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. : : It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, : there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there’d never been : turkey before. : : It blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl, : there wasn’t a way I could stop it, that turkey was out of control. : : I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I : mopped, : that I’d never again stuff a turkey, with popcorn that hadn’t been : popped. : : : Author unknown :