I think everyone will enjoy this!! Sincerley, J.L. http://members.tripod.com/~FutureFoods/FutureFoods.html -----Original Message----- From: E. Minnis <eminnis@carolnet.com> To: HOMESPUN-L@rootsweb.com <HOMESPUN-L@rootsweb.com> Date: Saturday, February 13, 1999 12:33 PM Subject: enjoy >Technology for Country Folk... > > 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. > > 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. > > 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. > > 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. > > 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. > > 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too >much > farwood. > > 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. > > 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. > > 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. > > 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. > > 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. > > 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. > > 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. > > 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. > > > 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. > > 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife. > > 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. > > 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. > > 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. > > 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. > > 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. > > 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine > > 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" > > 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya > paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. > > 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole. > > > > > >==== HOMESPUN Mailing List ==== >~~ To contact the list hostess, email Shirley at kworth@pacifier.com ~~ >