-------- Original Message ------ Subject: FWD: The End is Near A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" > They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. > "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. > From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. > "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?" :)