This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------NetAddressPart-00--=_eTjC5424S9052bc41fb Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable ____________________________________________________________________ Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=3D= 1 ------NetAddressPart-00--=_eTjC5424S9052bc41fb Content-Type: message/rfc822; name="Forwarded Message" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from smtp3.MailBits.Com [38.150.228.211] by mx04 via mtad (2.6) with ESMTP id 618DkeFEC0122M04; Fri, 05 Nov 1999 05:30:28 GMT Received: by smtp3.MailBits.Com (NPlex 4.0.070) id 382263B500012241 for n8gc@usa.net; Fri, 5 Nov 1999 00:30:45 -0500 Message-ID: <382263B500012241@smtp3.MailBits.Com> (added by postmaster@smtp3.MailBits.Com) X-Mailer: Direct Mail Version 3.1.33 Errors-To: <Jokes.Mailer@MailBits.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 22:08:52 -0400 Reply-To: <Mailbits8753@Mailbits.com> From: <Jokes.Mailer@MailBits.com> To: <n8gc@usa.net> Subject: MailBits.com: Jokes Subscription Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" ========================================================= BORED WITH YOUR JOB? READY FOR A CHANGE? Update your resume and post it online! It's fast, easy & FREE! Create an online resume - YOU control who sees it! Get in front of progressive companies and check out thousands of great jobs -- available NOW. More than 200,000 have ALREADY posted their resume on JobOptions! Visit: http://www.joboptions.com/postresume/ ========================================================= Today's MailBits.com Joke: The Mayor of Wiarton runs into the vet's office carrying Wiarton Willie, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put the gopher down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the Mayor that Willie, regrettably is dead. The Mayor, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a Black Labrador. The Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the Mayor and says, "I'm sorry, but the Lab thinks Willie is dead too." The Mayor is still unwilling to accept that Willie is dead. So the vet brings in a Siamese cat and puts the cat down next to the gopher's body. The Siamese sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the gopher's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at The Mayor and says, "I'm sorry, but the Siamese thinks that Willie is dead, too." The Mayor, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650.00." "$650.00 to tell me that Wiarton Willie is dead?!" exclaims the Mayor. "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50.00 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600.00 was for the Cat Scan and the Lab Tests". ====================================================== We pay Dollars for your $0.02 Join the online research panel at Esearch.com and get paid for telling us what you think.It's FREE, fun, it's easy, and it's totally confidential (privacy assured!) Go here: http://www.esearch.com/getcash/102199_lng ====================================================== Quick Wit: A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ** On the Web: A trivia mailing classic. Why is a person who crosses a street recklessly called a "jaywalker"? Go to: http://mailbits.net/goto/jaywalk.asp Special thanks to our readers for submitting today's jokes. HELP me out by using the RIGHT address: **Want to subscribe? Jokes@MailBits.com Changed your email address? http://mailbits.com Have something to say? http://mailbits.com/feedback Want to submit a (clean) joke? SubmitJokes@MailBits.com Technical trouble with your mailings? techsupport@mailbits.com Want to advertise? ads@mailbits.com ____________________ This email is part of your jokes subscription. You are subscribed under: n8gc@usa.net To unsubscribe, email: jokes-unsubscribe@mailbits.com To EFFECTIVELY unsubscribe, go to this EXACT Web address: http://mailbits.com/end.asp?L=Jokes&e=n8gc@usa.net ------NetAddressPart-00--=_eTjC5424S9052bc41fb--