For all genealogists. SODS LAW OF GENEALOGY: After years of painstaking research when you finally solve the mystery of the skeleton in the closet, your tight-lipped spinster aunt will sniff, "Well, I could have told you all that!" BUMPER STICKERS: Adam and Eve probably found genealogy boring. A family history shows you've really lived! A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. Add to your genealogy the fun, easy way - have grand children! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Families are like fudge .mostly sweet, with a few nuts. FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease. Genealogical Bonsai: Little family trees. Genealogists do it generation after generation. Genealogists do it in trees. Genealogists live in the past lane. Genealogists never die, they just get filed away. Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about! Genealogists: Time unravelers. Genealogy can sometimes be a really dead end hobby. Genealogy is a family affair. Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease! Genealogy is the only hobby where dead people can really excite you. Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific! Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy made me what I am today. He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband. He who dies with the most ancestors wins! Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y". I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy. I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "GeneOlogist!" I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to a dozen more! It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor. Jeanealogy: The study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS. My ancestor was in a witness protection program. My kids will appreciate the research I've done... when pigs fly. My life has become one large Gedcom!! My problems are all relative. Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress. Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery! Searching shipping records: naval gazing. So many ancestors...so little time! The person who said "Seek and ye shall find" was not a genealogist. Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains). When I searched for ancestors, I found friends! Where there's a will, I want to be in it.