--part1_db.9475d9b.26e7d895_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 09/05/2000 5:52:29 PM US Mountain Standard Time, scottiesmd@worldnet.att.net writes: << HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST? > > THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH. > > ============= > > HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? > > YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT. > > ============= > > WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? > > DAM! > > ============== > > WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? > > POLAROIDS > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? > > A STICK. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? > > NACHO CHEESE. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? > > SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? > > QUATTRO SINKO. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? > > SPOILED MILK. > > =============== > > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? > > FROSTBITE. > > =============== > > WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? > > A NERVOUS WRECK. > > =============== > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? > > ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF > > =============== > > WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? > > RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. > > =============== > > WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? > > BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS. > > =============== > > WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? > > BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG. > > =============== > > WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? > > SANKA > > =============== > > WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? > > THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG. > > =============== > > WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? > > BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT. > > =============== > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD > > SKYDIVER? > > A BAD GOLFER GOES, WHACK, DANG IT!. > > A BAD SKYDIVER GOES DANG IT!! WHACK > > =============== > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? > > UNIQUE UP ON IT. > > =============== > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? > > TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT. > > =============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? > > SKEET. > > =============== > > WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? > > AN AMISH DRIVE-BY SHOOTING > > =============== > > HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME? > > SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER > > > > Admit it, You laughed at least 5 times reading the above.. > > >> --part1_db.9475d9b.26e7d895_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <scottiesmd@worldnet.att.net> Received: from rly-zb05.mx.aol.com (rly-zb05.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.5]) by air-zb01.mail.aol.com (v75_b3.11) with ESMTP; Tue, 05 Sep 2000 20:52:29 -0400 Received: from mtiwmhc21.worldnet.att.net (mtiwmhc21.worldnet.att.net [204.127.131.46]) by rly-zb05.mx.aol.com (v75_b3.9) with ESMTP; Tue, 05 Sep 2000 20:51:58 -0400 Received: from karenl.reed ([12.78.238.43]) by mtiwmhc21.worldnet.att.net (InterMail vM.4.01.02.39 201-229-119-122) with SMTP id <20000906005155.HEQT15332.mtiwmhc21.worldnet.att.net@karenl.reed>; Wed, 6 Sep 2000 00:51:55 +0000 Message-ID: <001101c0179f$bdec6900$2bee4e0c@reed> From: "Valgene Reed" <scottiesmd@worldnet.att.net> To: "Lori Wagner" <rnflyr@aol.com>, "Denise Snyder" <dmvolpi@aol.com>, "Patricia Schreffler" <PatsBearyCrafty55@hotmail.com>, "Therese (Terry) Sadusky" <tsadusky@uplink.net>, <NICU1074@aol.com>, <LegmDavis@aol.com>, "Eitan & Laurie Kilchevsky" <AMIKEFY@AOL.COM>, "Kania, Phillip M." <KaniaP@nima.mil>, "Gail Dougherty" <gaillea@f-tech.net>, "Charlie Dinklocker" <tacopdot@epix.net>, "Erma Cooke" <ECooke2350@aol.com>, <BusyBeeFarm1@aol.com> Subject: smile!! Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2000 21:13:48 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2014.211 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2014.211 > > > > HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST? > > THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH. > > ============= > > HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? > > YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT. > > ============= > > WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? > > DAM! > > ============== > > WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? > > POLAROIDS > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? > > A STICK. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? > > NACHO CHEESE. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? > > SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? > > QUATTRO SINKO. > > ============== > > WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? > > SPOILED MILK. > > =============== > > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? > > FROSTBITE. > > =============== > > WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? > > A NERVOUS WRECK. > > =============== > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? > > ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF > > =============== > > WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? > > RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. > > =============== > > WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? > > BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS. > > =============== > > WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? > > BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG. > > =============== > > WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? > > SANKA > > =============== > > WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? > > THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG. > > =============== > > WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? > > BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT. > > =============== > > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD > > SKYDIVER? > > A BAD GOLFER GOES, WHACK, DANG IT!. > > A BAD SKYDIVER GOES DANG IT!! WHACK > > =============== > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? > > UNIQUE UP ON IT. > > =============== > > HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? > > TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT. > > =============== > > WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? > > SKEET. > > =============== > > WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? > > AN AMISH DRIVE-BY SHOOTING > > =============== > > HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME? > > SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER > > > > Admit it, You laughed at least 5 times reading the above.. > > > > > > > --part1_db.9475d9b.26e7d895_boundary--