Caper's Comin' for Christmas....... A man in Cape Breton calls his son in Fort McMurray the day before Christmas Eve and says, 'I hate to ruin your day bye', but I have to tell you that your ma and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' 'Da, what ta hell are you talking bout?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sis' in CowTown and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of dis,' She calls Cape Breton immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting no divorce. Don't do a damm thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be thar tomorrow. Until then, don't ya do a damm thing, DO YOU HEAR ME PA ?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay love,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.' author unknown.......