Ole got a hook stuck in his finger while fishing with Sven. Sven removed the hook and asked Ole if he was good to keep fishing. Ole said his finger was really hurting, and Sven said he had on old Indian healing stone in his tackle box that would fix the pain. Sven told Ole to kiss the stone and then rub in on the sore. Ole did, and Sven asked, “Vell, does your finger feel better now?” Ole replied, “Naw, it still hurts like da dickens!” Sven replied, “Uffda, it cured Thorvalds hemorrhoids last veek.” Sent from my iPad John Ferman Minneapolis, MN