“Ole, ve were at da show on our first date!” said Sven. “I started talking dirty to her and she slapped me and left!” “Uffda, vhy vould yew dew dat! replied Ole. “Yew know how long it took for me tew convince her tew go out vith yew!” “But yew told me she vas a dirty blonde!” replied Sven. “Hair color, hair color,” replied Ole Sent from my iPad John Ferman Minneapolis, MN