Ole, the farmer, walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Ole: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?" Ole: "Ya sure, I got about 140 acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Ole: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?" Ole: "Ya sure, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" Ole: "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." Attorney: "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" Ole: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally the attorney says: "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the Ole the farmer says: "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." Sent from my iPad John Ferman Minneapolis, MN