Signy Gunderson has a daughter who is still 'in the market' for a husband. At a lutefisk supper in Thief River Falls, Mrs. Gunderson has a bachelor cornered and she says, "Yew should meet my daughter, Dagmar. She's a very good cook, a good svimmer, a fine dancer, and plays a great game of golf. She plays tennis, rides horses, and is as smart as can be." The bachelor finally gets to ask a question: "Is she pretty?" "Uff Da," snorted Signy. "If she vas pretty, vould I be talking to YOU?" Sent from my iPad John Ferman Minneapolis, MN