Now hear ye, hear ye! What's the definition of an American?.... Someone who knows how to bend a baseball hat in six different ways. What is an American's idea of a seven course meal?.... A Kentucky Fried Chicken and a six-pack of Bud. What do you call someone who speaks three diferent languages?.... Multilingual. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?.... Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks one language?.... An American. Why don't American's eat jelly?.... They can't work out how to get a pint of water into those little packets. Lots of luv, Brian B Lancashire, UK. brian_bramhall@lineone.net http://website.lineone.net/~brian_bramhall/index.htm --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free - checked by AVG anti-virus system . Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.211 / Virus Database: 100 - Release Date: 14/11/2000