What a wonderful story about the turkey shooting out of the oven. I couldn't stop laughing. Mainly because it struck a chord with me as my toaster produces a similar pantomime if I'm not in the room when the toast pops out I have to search to find where it landed. Brian B Lancashire, UK. brian_bramhall@lineone.net http://website.lineone.net/~brian_bramhall/index.htm --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).