Hi Maggie, This was cute ! Glenda >The Turkey Shot out of The Oven...!!! > >The turkey shot out of the oven, >And rocketed into the air, >It knocked every plate off the table, >And partly demolished a chair. > >It ricocheted into a corner, >And burst with a deafening boom, >Then splattered all over the kitchen, >Completely obscuring the room. > >It stuck to the walls and the windows, >It totally coated the floor, >There was turkey attached to the ceiling, >Where there'd never been turkey before. > >It blanketed every appliance, >It smeared every saucer and bowl, >There wasn't a way I could stop it, >That turkey was out of control. > >I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, >And thought with chagrin as I mopped, >That I'd never again stuff a turkey, >With popcorn that hadn't been popped.