Dear All, I have just received the following: This is the time of year when all the newbies arrive with their unbridled enthusiasm as well as their lack of netiquette. Let us all remember: -- how exciting those jokes were to forward to friends. -- when we assumed that all Smiths were related. -- when we didn't know that all CAPS are considered shouting. -- when we never heard of list vs. digest mode. -- when we first found that spell-check button. -- when we realized just how important an "Accurate Subject Line" really is. -- when we accidentally sent that dirty joke to the list. -- when we read that dirty joke on a list. -- when we couldn't unsubscribe from a list no matter what. -- when we felt it was our civic duty to forward all virus warnings as instructed. -- when we believed all those hoaxes sent to us. -- when we made our first online discovery. -- when we felt confident enough to assist someone new. Regards, Mikey. Spectemur Agendo.