HINT #001: Cut off the crusts. HINT #002: Make real cocoa. HINT #003: Hang their drawings on the fridge. HINT #004: Say the clay ashtray is what you always wanted. HINT #005: Sing silly songs. HINT #006: Make goofy faces. HINT #007: Let them take off the training wheels. HINT #008: Remind the Tooth Fairy about inflation. HINT #009: Buy a good stain remover. HINT #010: Let them keep the kitten. HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved. HINT #012: If you don't know, say so. HINT #013: Let grandma spoil them. HINT #014: Let them stay up just a little bit longer. HINT #015: Lock up the good china. HINT #016: Tickle. HINT #017: Be a good sport. HINT #018: Be a good friend. HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice. HINT #020: ALL mothers are working mothers.