Merry Christmas Everyone, What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" ! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia ! What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ? The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the otherthrow of Greece ! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws ! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ? Lost ! Whats ice ? Skid Stuff! Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs ! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball ! What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ? Freeze a jolly fellow ! ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤