> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint >> > Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the >> > lengths that some people will go to to sneak into Heaven. Can you >> > prove who you really are?" >> > >> > Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard >> > and some chalk?" >> > >> > Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly >> > appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and >> > symbols his theory of relativity. >> > >> > Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. >> > "Welcome to heaven!" >> > >> > The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for >> > credentials. >> > >> > Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" >> > >> > Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." >> > >> > Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural >> > with just a few strokes of chalk. >> > >> > Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" >> > he says. "Come on in!" >> > >> > Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter >> > scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to >> > prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" >> > >> > George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" >> > >> > Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George." Jean in Nova Scotia --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01