I thought these might help to start off your Monday morning with a few chuckles. (Took me three tries to send, just couldn't speel Northern. I mean spell Northern!) It's Monday, alright! Gail in Wisconsin UNIQUE THOUGHTS >How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. >How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. >How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho >Path. >What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! >What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroids >What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick. >What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. >What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. >What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quarto Sinko. >What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. >What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite. >What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. >What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can >Roast Beef. >Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. >Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares the Dog. >What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. >What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location >Of The Dirt Bag.