Morning Gail, Yhis dpelling lark kan be a prob;rm eh?:-)) Thanks very much 4 the lovely chuckles, nice start to the day. Regards, Mikey. Spectemur Agendo. ----- Original Message ----- From: Gail Genereau <genereau@vbe.com> To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 12, 2001 1:33 PM Subject: [NTH-ENG] Unique Thoughts :-) > I thought these might help to start off your Monday morning with a few chuckles. (Took me three tries to send, just couldn't speel Northern. I mean spell Northern!) It's Monday, alright! > Gail in Wisconsin > > UNIQUE THOUGHTS > > >How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. > >How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. > >How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho > >Path. > >What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! > >What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroids > >What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick. > >What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. > >What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. > >What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quarto Sinko. > >What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. > >What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite. > >What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. > >What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can > >Roast Beef. > >Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. > >Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares the Dog. > >What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. > >What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location > >Of The Dirt Bag. > > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > Add a link to your website here, > http://pub23.bravenet.com/freelink/show.php?usernum=1926973379&cpv=1 >